Shower Sequence
I take longer to get ready. Therefore, I take the first shower. This is simple but important math. If you interrupt this order without warning, you run the risk of throwing the entire universe out of alignment.
a playlist in progress
My adventures, some commentary, and everything left in my brain after all the fluff has gone.
I'm voting for Captain America 2012
Our President might have announced his latest “evolution” but Captain America has always been against bigotry.
Dear Other Asians,
How are you always surprised to hear my age is not 14? You look 21, but even I know better and I’m half Asian.
Sincerely,
Maybe my sneakers are to blame
At the airport today I sorta wanted to tell the TSA agent, “Actually sir I can’t take off my cardigan; this is an outfit.” ;) I love airports
>.< a classic FML tale
Today at work I was creating a mass email for some office promotion thingy. My boss suggested I send a sample to myself and see how it appears on my smart phone. Great idea I think. Forgetting that earlier that morning as I was eating cereal I was on my fb app on my phone. So when I open my phone to check my email >..
Valentine Schmalentine
Valentine’s Day is lame. I’m on my way home to get drunk and over eat in celebration of how awesome people are to me every day of the year. Love you b$&@#es!!!
